blargh!

so i decided that my gourmet dinner deserved a gourmet dessert... and so i whipped out my immersion blender and blended together 2 T vanilla soymilk + 1 frozen banana to make a pseudo ice cream.

topped with a few salted peanuts and surrounded by blackberries, i was impressed...


that is, until i spotted what i assumed to be a dab of frozen banana stuck to my palm and licked it off. nope, not banana... burt's bees citrus & ginger root hand soap. let me give y'all a sound piece of advice: DON'T EAT THIS STUFF. we all know what ear wax and bugurs and medicine/pill coating tastes like, but trust me guys, this was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse. ew ew ew ew ew. ew.